I won this free computer from a local computer shop that was having a grand opening celebration. They had penguins and everything. I entered my name in the drawing and lo and behold, I was the winner.  I happily took home my winning computer and went to work downloading as much stuff as possible.

Full Stop.

Within about seven minutes, my computer was frozen. I called a friend, and he suggested I use a spyware adware removal tool. I had never heard of one of those, so I asked my neighbor. He told me it’s like when a chicken eats something that will make it choke, and they have to do the chicken Heimlich maneuver, or something.

Anyway, he brought over his copy of the latest spyware adware removal system, and before you could say strawberry shortcake, I was up and running again.

And we ate the chicken for dinner.

As you would expect, I began at the beginning, where of course, is the best place to begin, and described exactly what he had to do to remove these staggering programs from his machine.

When I finally wrapped everything up, he was glad as punch, and promised never to do anything like that again. As a token of his thanks, he gave me his ex girlfriend’s phone number.