OK, let me tell you right off the bat that this is likely going to be an unbelievable story, but let me assure you of one thing. My intentions are completely pure, and my history is completely in my past. Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, let me get on with the show.
I won this free computer from a local computer shop that was having a grand opening celebration. They had penguins and everything. I entered my name in the drawing and lo and behold, I was the winner. I happily took home my winning computer and went to work downloading as much stuff as possible.
Full Stop.
Within about seven minutes, my computer was frozen. I called a friend, and he suggested I use a spyware adware removal tool. I had never heard of one of those, so I asked my neighbor. He told me it’s like when a chicken eats something that will make it choke, and they have to do the chicken Heimlich maneuver, or something.
Anyway, he brought over his copy of the latest spyware adware removal system, and before you could say strawberry shortcake, I was up and running again.
And we ate the chicken for dinner.
Tags: spyware adware removal
